Jimmy Kimmel Pranks Guillermo on His Birthday

Jokes / January 29, 2024

They say the best gifts are experiences, so Jimmy came up with a gift idea that Guillermo will never forget in celebration of his 53rd birthday.

Love

Jokes / January 29, 2024

"A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." - Tim Allen

What was the problem

Jokes / January 29, 2024

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.

A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"

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Feline Physics

Jokes / January 29, 2024

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight ...Read More

Cup Holder

Jokes / January 29, 2024

Caller: Hello, is this the Help Line?

HelpLine: Yes, it is. How may I help you?

Caller: The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?

HelpLine: I'm sorry, ...Read More

A Cowboy Rides Into Town

Jokes / January 29, 2024

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, ...Read More