-- Your last name stays put.

-- The garage is all yours.

-- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

-- Chocolate is just another snack.

-- You can be President.

-- You can never be pregnant.

-- You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Actually, You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

-- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

-- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

-- Same work, more pay.

-- Wrinkles add character.

-- Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

-- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

-- One mood all the time.

-- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

-- You can open all your own jars.

-- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

-- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

-- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

-- You almost never have strap problems in public.

-- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

-- Everything on your face stays its original color.

-- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

-- You only have to shave your face and neck.

-- You can play with toys all your life.

-- Your belly usually hides your big hips.

-- One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

-- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

-- You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

-- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

-- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!