The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said. "My dad taught me."

"Good! Can you tell me what comes after three."

"Four," answers little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good,...Read More

One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three...Read More

Policeman: "When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself, `fifty-five at least.'"

Woman driver: "Well, you are a long way off! It's this hat that makes me look so old!"

- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.

- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.

- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.

- All female parts were sung by...Read More

Sarah Paulson talks about her love for Seth's dog Frisbee, freaking out about Heather Gay coming to her show and being able to hear everything while on stage in the Broadway play Appropriate.

Jason enters on a motorcycle and talks about visiting Hawaii, shooting during a volcano eruption, riding motorcycles at eight years old, whether or not he wants his kids on a bike, stealing things from the Aquaman set, his...Read More