Chemist's Joke on Jan 26, 2024 Published in Jokes Subscribe Subscribe Your email is safe with us. Privacy Policy Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?A: Because it's in the ground state.[deskmidart] Share
No Bills Larger Than $20 Jokes / January 26, 2024 A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, ...Read More
Ways the Bible Would Be Different if Written by College Students.... Jokes / January 26, 2024 - Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.- The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.- New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.- ...Read More
Yogurt Jokes / January 25, 2024 Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
Little Johnny's Numbers Jokes / January 25, 2024 The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers."Yes," he said. "My dad taught me.""Good! Can you tell me what comes after three.""Four," answers little Johnny."What comes after six?""Seven.""Very good,...Read More
Chow Time Jokes / January 25, 2024 One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three...Read More
55 Jokes / January 25, 2024 Policeman: "When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself, `fifty-five at least.'"Woman driver: "Well, you are a long way off! It's this hat that makes me look so old!"
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